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  • Knock yourselves out with these questions

    • 0. Height:  
    • 1.Virgin?
    • 2.Shoe Size:  
    • 3.Do you Smoke?
    • 4.Do you Drink? .
    • 5.Do you take drugs?
    • 7.Have Tattoos?
    • 8.Want any tattoos?
    • 9.Got any Piercings?
    • 10.Want any Piercings?
    • 11.Best friend?
    • 12.Relationship status:  
    • 13.Crush?
    • 14.Biggest turn offs:  
    • 15.Biggest turn ons:  
    • 16.I’ll love you if you
    • 17.Someone you miss:  
    • 18.Most traumatic experience;
    • 19.A fact about your personality;
    • 20.What I hate most about myself:   .
    • 21.What I love most about myself:  
    • 22.What I want to be when I get older:  
    • 23.My relationship with my sibling(s):  
    • 24.My relationship with my parent(s)
    • 25.My idea of a perfect date:  
    • 26.My biggest pet peeves:  
    • 27.A description of the girl/boy I like:  
    • 28.A description of the person I dislike the most:  
    • 29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend:  
    • 30.What I hate the most about work/school:  
    • 31.What my last text message says:  
    • 32.What words upset me the most:  
    • 33.What words make me feel the best about myself:  
    • 34.What I find attractive in women:  
    • 35.What I find attractive in men:  
    • 36.Where I would like to live
    • 37.One of my insecurities
    • 38.My childhood career choice
    • 39.My favorite ice cream flavor
    • 40.Who wish I could be
    • 41.Where I want to be right now
    • 42.The last thing I ate
    • 43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
    • 44.A random fact about anything
    • ----My answers---
    • 0. Height:   pretty tall :P
    • 1.Virgin? Yes please, I don't like alcohol.
    • 2.Shoe Size:   11 W They never have any good shoes that fit >:C
    • 3.Do you Smoke? Only when I touch water ;)
    • 4.Do you Drink? Yup, I drink Water, soda, apple cider, apple juice, orange juice...
    • 5.Do you take drugs? None that aren't prescribed.
    • 6.Age you get mistaken for:   20.
    • 7.Have Tattoos? Nope.
    • 8.Want any tattoos? Yeah, but I have a fear of needles.
    • 9.Got any Piercings? Yup, earrings.
    • 10.Want any Piercings? No thank you, the earrings where traumatic enough.
    • 11.Best friend? Ermm... uhhh... does imaginary count?
    • 12.Relationship status:   older sister to my siblings, daughter to my parents, niece and cousin, and stranger to everyone else.
    • 13.Crush? Yes, I would like to have my ice crushed, thank you.
    • 14.Biggest turn offs:   Dog poo, farts, and controlling attitudes.
    • 15.Biggest turn ons:   Me, smart people, not much speaking.
    • 16.I’ll love you if you promise to feed me everyday, get stuff out of the oven for me, ensure I never have to answer a phone again, loves ALL dog breeds, tolerate my social anxiety, and leave me alone when I feel upset/mad.
    • 17.Someone you miss:   my family, my dogs, and Dylan.
    • 18.Most traumatic experience; Too personal, pass!
    • 19.A fact about your personality; I'm unoriginal. My friends call me boring.... er.... wait... my only friend is me... I'm gonna go cry now.
    • 20.What I hate most about myself:   I find it hard to talk to people.
    • 21.What I love most about myself:   I am fine being by myself.
    • 22.What I want to be when I get older:   a mature adult
    • 23.My relationship with my sibling(s):   My brother is... gone... my sister is... uh... --goes to cry in corner over strained sibling relationships--
    • 24.My relationship with my parent(s):   Are they even still alive?
    • 25.My idea of a perfect date:   Long, wrinkly, incredibly juicy with only one seed.
    • Er... you meant the fruit, right?
    • 26.My biggest pet peeves:   Noisy eating.
    • 27.A description of the girl/boy I like:   Sunny's a lovely yellow labrador with a bright pink nose and the awesomest brown eyes ever!
    • 28.A description of the person I dislike the most:   Tall. taller then me. Amber eyes, black hair, looks a lot like Harry Potter... just taller and real.
    • 29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend:   I told my friend they where real because I was lonely.
    • 30.What I hate the most about work/school:   The fact I'm still searching for a job.
    • 31.What my last text message says:   Open the door.
    • 32.What words upset me the most:   "Smile", "Give me a hug/hug me", Lazy, "enigma", "Slow"
    • 33.What words make me feel the best about myself:   "You're loved", "Arf arf, woof", "smart"
    • 34.What I find attractive in women:   Independent, can think for themselves, guts.
    • 35.What I find attractive in men:   Same thing as women, but also with no controlling attitudes, and little to no ego.
    • 36.Where I would like to live:   In a giant house in the middle of the woods with no nearby neighbors, with one room on the roof made with all glass walls so you can look out in any direction!
    • 37.One of my insecurities:   I have a lot of social anxiety, and I'm always afraid I might actually puke on someone.
    • 38.My childhood career choice:   Vet.
    • 39.My favorite ice cream flavor:   Oreo or chocolate
    • 40.Who wish I could be:   I only want to be me.
    • 41.Where I want to be right now:   In that house in the middle of nowhere.
    • 42.The last thing I ate:   Ice.
    • 43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:   A healthier me.
    • 44.A random fact about anything:   There has never been a report of a spayed/neutered -indoor- family pitbull killing anyone.
    • Suck on that BS media.
    Source: thehipsterlifestyle
    • 5 months ago
    • 469996 notes
  • Disillusioned.

    WOW. 

    I’ve spent nearly three years on Mweor ((four if you count last year where I was mostly in such a deep depression I rarely cared enough to leave my room, let alone hop onto a computer and do anything mildly sociably)) and I’ve always been under the impression that the majority of players where nice. 

    Then I hop onto Tumblr and Deviantart and realize what I thought was “Nice” was actually people being forced under PG-13 and a “no harassment bullying” rule. Suddenly, after seeing just how harsh people are when such restrictions are lifted, and after seeing people blatantly posting names and ID’s of people they are trash-talking on these other sites… 

    I’m no longer impressed with some mweorians. Most of you seem to be pretending, at least, that’s what your tumblr blogs suggest. I guess I can be surprised at how much controll you have at hiding your true selves, hunh?

    • 5 months ago
    • 3 notes
    • #mweor
    • #lies
  • Gotta Love Dogs

                            Mister

    My foster doggy, a Greyhound/pitt/husy mix named Mister is quite the amusing dog, and a stubborn headed one at that. Put his stubborn nature with his easily exitable and energetic personality, and you have one hell of a dog. Don’t get me wrong, Mister is quite the gentleman, he’s friendly towards everyone, he doesn’t get into things, and he heels on walks. But, he’s the biggest troll you’ll ever meet on four legs. 

    For one, while he’s not quite aggressive towards any animal, and he’s never been known to harm my cat, he seems to think it’s downright hilarious how quick Mr. Kitty’s tail flicks when Mister draws near. During the day, Mister barely does nothing more then watch the cat, but at night… At night he waits till me and the cat are lulled into a false sense of security, Mr. Kitty snoring/purring as he lays across my shoulder, me probably mumbling in my sleep about how AKC should burn. Then, he starts with a little streatch, a little wiggle, a little crawl, and the next thing I know, that purring noise I fell asleep to has been converted to a spitting his, and the dog that was previously at my feet is now with his head spanning my shoulders, his eyes intent on that flickering tail. And then it happens. He stretches his paw over before slamming it down on that tempting tail, before running like a hound out of hell to the hallway, leaving my cat and I to look at each other, the “WTF” clearly written on both of our faces. No matter how many times I scold him, no matter how many times the cat swats his face, wake ups like these have become the norm. 

    ————

    Then there is the seat stealing. I’m not talking about simply getting up onto the couch the moment I vacant it to grab a nice cool root bear, either. I’m talking about the long process he makes to get me out of the chair. 

    Step one: Stake out the chair. Walk around in circules, occaisionally stopping to just stare at the person sitting in the desired spot. 

    step two: Find something on the floor that’s obviously not meant to be chewed. Shoes work really well. 

    Step three: Begin chewing. Seat occupier should get up to take item away. 

    Step four: Make a mad dash for the chair. The human didn’t get up? No worries, I made an alternative step four. 

    Step four b: Glare daggers at owner before restaking out the chair untill the human is not watching. 

    Step five: Come in from the human’s blind side, either the sides or the back works wonders. Simply jump over the edge. 

    Step six:Wiggle your way between the human and the back of the chair. Ignore their protests. They may try forcing you off the chair, but at this stage, it’ll be too late :D

    Step seven: Simply extend your legs, and wala, the human should be forcefully pushed out of the chair. 

    Warning: Do NOT attempt if you are a toy dog or if your human is a lot heavier then you. 

    And after Mister has stolen my seat, he always gives me this innocent, “What? I didn’t do anything. What are you talking about, I was always sitting here.” sort of look.

    ——————-

    Then there is his kennel. Mister may go in when told to, but he believes the dog bowl was an invention by the devil, and nobody told this guy that he shouldn’t play with his food. He has a habit of picking up 1-4 peices of kibble and spitting them out at random places, before promptly licking the kibble back up and eating it. Then sometimes he just stiffs his nose into the bowl and shake kibbles out. And let’s not forget his recent ploy of scooting the bowl around, and eventually just dumping it all down the stairs -_-; 

    I tried feeding Mister in the kennel, but all he does is scoot the food bowl up against the bars and dumps it out of his kennel, then sit there and look at everyone with his big goofy grin as if it’s the funniest thing ever. 

    I would try feeding him without the bowl, however, the amount of grease in a single kibble will seriously mess up the floor, and Mister refuses to eat anything that didn’t start out in his bowl. I don’t understand why he has to take the food out of a bowl before he eats it, but I have a sinking feeling that he believes it’s funny to hear the indignant protests of me and my sister as he drops a big drool covered kibble on the couch seat next to us. 

    And these are only three of the things he does. I’m not going to get into how he keeps snatching out phones out of our hands, all the odd noises he makes when he’s bored, the fact he has learned to open doors, but tends to just stand in the door way like some kind of creeper if someone’s in the room, the way he waits for me to be well asleep in nap time before deciding -that’s- the perfect time to begin howling practice, or how he seems to purposely bump into the coffee table to make things fall onto the floor before snapping them up. Nope, not going to get into all that. 

    • 5 months ago
    • 1 notes
    • #dog
    • #foster
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